Awkward

I slid gently to the floor then could not get up again.

I could barely slide along on my backside.

I lay on the floor for 20 minutes till I could hoist myself onto a low chair. All very awkward :-)

I've been sitting for a while, now I can stand and walk, very carefully but I'll avoid stairs and bending over.

This means no more cups of tea till deb gets home, now that is very awkward.